Behold the "Boyfriend." But wait we have husbands? Yet, they're always on a tractor somewhere far, far away. Farmhouse Vineyards farms 18 locations scattered across 4 counties in West Texas. #Housewives play the role of farmhand, counselor, book keeper, chef, driver, janitorial services, laundress and more. At the end of a 20 hr harvest day, you just need a boyfriend - but one who doesn't require all of "that".